Wednesday, January 20, 2010

I'm getting really good at spelling 'Zangeki no Reginleiv'

If only I knew what the hell it meant.

What I do know is that I want this game. Badly. How could I not? It looks like more fun than barrel of monkeys--or maybe I should say "than a barrel of ginormous, weapon-wielding monkeys."

Just try and tell me you don't feel the same after watching the latest trailer (a four-minute trailer, mind you) for this "cult classic in the making":



The question is: Will we be importing Zangeki no Reginleiv from Japan, or will we be able to pick it up at our local game shop? Here's to hoping it's the latter...

See also: "The baddies in Zengeki no Reginleiv are *this big*" and "I wonder what Zangeki no Reginleiv will be called when/if it comes to the States?"

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

So, is Muscle March worth $5?

The folks over at TheHanafudaTimes.com sure seem to think so:

"Despite being absolutely ridiculous, this game is actually one of WiiWare’s more entertaining titles: Not something I can say for most games priced at 500 points," writes reviewer prettymanfairy. "If you’re into the WTF genre, don’t let this game get away."

Having spent some quality time with Muscle March, I have to agree--both that the game is entertaining (and ridiculous) and that it fits squarely into the "WTF genre," as prettymanfairy so creatively calls it.


Does that mean it's worth 500 Nintendo points ($5)? I think so--if you're a fan of other WTF-esque games like Katamari Damacy and WarioWare: Smooth Moves.

One more thing to think about before you hit the "buy" button: Muscle March is fun, but the fun is over fast. I'm OK with that, as I have the attention span of a goldfish, but if you're a more dedicated gamer you may feel a bit ripped off.

See also: "Monday, Jan. 18 = the gayest day ever for American Wii owners" and "The best (and probably gayest) ESRB ratings summary ever"

Sony's PS3 motion controller no longer truly outrageous

Early last month, Electronic Arts CEO John Riccitiello suggested (at the UBS 37th Annual Global Media Conference) that Sony's forthcoming PS3 motion controller would hit store shelves as "Gem."

The name, while strange, seemed fitting considering the colorful ball that sits atop the controller. I'm guessing that in the end it was a bit too "girly" for Sony's head honchos.



What moniker are they kicking around now? According to the folks at engadget.com (via vg247.com), the controller's current code name is "Arc."

I'm not feelin' it, to tell you the truth, but I'm sure it'll grow on me. What do you guys and gals think of the name--and the controller itself?

See also: "Truly outrageous: Sony to call its PS3 motion controller 'Gem'?"

Monday, January 18, 2010

Reason #843 to be thankful for fan translators

For some strange (or stupid) reason, the powers that be at Nintendo's American and European subsidiaries have decided against releasing Fatal Frame IV: Mask of the Lunar Eclipse in their respective territories, despite the fact the that Japanese version of the survival-horror game was a ratings and sales success.

Tired of waiting, a dedicated group of translators and programmers decided early last year to do what Nintendo wouldn't and began working on a patch that would allow English-speaking Fatal Frame fans to play Suda 51's take on the series without modding their Wii systems.

Well, the patch was released today. All you need to play the fully translated version of Fatal Frame IV: An original copy of the game, an SD card and, of course, the patches that can be downloaded at zero4.higashinoeden.com.

No worries if you're like me and you don't (yet) have a copy of Fatal Frame IV--you can watch a playthrough of the patched version of the game here:



The best Famicom game you've never played?

Actually, I'm guessing most of you have never heard of Gimmick!, let alone played it. Hell, I didn't know about this rare Famicom game until a few days ago, when I read about it over at tinycartridge.com.

This Sunsoft-published platformer was released in Japan in early 1992 and in Sweden in early 1993. As you'll see in the video below, Gimmick! (or, Mr. Gimmick, as it was known in Sweden) looks and sounds and plays like a mashup of Mega Man and Kirby's Adventure.

For more information on this cult classic, check out its Wikipedia page or this write-up over at GayGamer.net. Or, if you're not opposed to using emulators, track down a Gimmick! ROM and the latest version of FCEUX and give it a try. Just don't expect an easy ride--despite its cute and cuddly exterior,
Gimmick! is hard as hell.


Alternately, check out Frank Cifaldi's four-part playthrough on YouTube. Here's the first part: