Seriously, though, congratulations, Alan! I hope you enjoy the stuffing out of your digital copy of PlayStation All-Stars Battle Royale.
I sent a message to you via Facebook earlier today, by the way, so let me know (in the comments section below) if you didn't get it, will you?
Also, a hearty thanks, once again, to the generous guy who made this particular edition of The Gay Gamer Giveaway™possible: Matthew Carrington (@Segamaster matt on Twitter and Segamasterdude on deviantart).
Sorry to those of you who entered the contest but walked away empty-handed. Here's hoping you (yes, all of you) do better next time!
See also: 'The Gay Gamer Giveaway™: PlayStation All-Stars Battle Royale (Vita) Edition'